Funny SMS - I miss u

I like u

I miss u

I love u

I find u my best friend.

I respect u

I care u

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These are all examples of present indefinite tense

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp.

Graham Bell used 2 study in candle light.

Shakespeare used 2 study in street light.

Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

A women's prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Well, they do say opposites attract...

So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive,

honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Gud Day!

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years,

met on the street. 1st: Who are u working 4 now? 2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.