Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Student: "Father in law".
How True.. .
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min,
a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes,
a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
The basic fact of relation between Bhagwaan & Insaan; Bhagwaan gives , gives , gives & forgives… Insaan: gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Can v do romance in the evening today?
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday
that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
